- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Jordan is pregant

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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