- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I asked her where you were.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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