Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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