- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I named my son ps2 controller

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