- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What if I told you.....potatoe

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Wait! hundred billions!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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