- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Come in

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Lil Wayne

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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