A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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