- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I had friends on the Death Star.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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