- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

how man

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Dislike if you are a prostitute

YO FACE

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??