- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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