- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

salad days!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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