what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Anti Joke

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