Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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all the kids had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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