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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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