- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Women's rights

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??