- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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