I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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PENIS

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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