- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??