- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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