What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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