what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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