*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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