What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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