What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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