- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Jeff

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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