- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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