His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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no rasist joks

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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