- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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