- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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