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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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