- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Yo Momma So Fat!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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