- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Women's Rights

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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