- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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