Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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