- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

I have suicidal thoughts

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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