- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

It says so on your cap.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

#Getweird

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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