- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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