Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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watch me nae nae

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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