True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

YOLO

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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