What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

i saw amango it splootered

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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