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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

learn. advance!

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Stop. Seriously stop.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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