- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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