- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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