Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Women's rights.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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