- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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