- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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