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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

I have an erection My mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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