- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?