- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

sorry got to poo

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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