- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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