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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

roses are red violets are indigo

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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