Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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