- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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