- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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