Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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