- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's 9 + 10 19

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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