Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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