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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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