- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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