Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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