- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Roses are red.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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