What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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