- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor