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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Who's the fastest kid in AA

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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