- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

my whole life!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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