A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Anti Joke

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