what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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