- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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