- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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