A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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drugs.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Brain fart

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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TELL

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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