- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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