- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Obama

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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