- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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