Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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