What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

thumb_up thumb_down -6

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you call a black guy african american

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Beka has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whos district champs not JM

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops