What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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