A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Women's rights

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what's black? a lot of things.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Bitch

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What is my name? I dont know

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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